Everyday athletes like Shawn Kemp and Antonio Cromartie get condemned by the media for having lots of kids. Why?
   I thought we wanted basketball players who could penetrate the lane with ease.
   I thought we wanted football players who could run it up the gut into the red zone.
   I thought we wanted baseball players who could play the field and get past third base.
   I thought we wanted hockey players who could finish at the end of the period. 
   I thought we wanted tennis players who could make the top seed.
   I thought we wanted golfers who could get it in the hole.
Apparently not, I guess the media just likes guys who always  come up short.
  
 
Shawn Kemp, are you my daddy?
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