Monday, February 28, 2011

Athletes and Kids

Everyday athletes like Shawn Kemp and Antonio Cromartie get condemned by the media for having lots of kids. Why?

I thought we wanted basketball players who could penetrate the lane with ease.

I thought we wanted football players who could run it up the gut into the red zone.

I thought we wanted baseball players who could play the field and get past third base.

I thought we wanted hockey players who could finish at the end of the period.

I thought we wanted tennis players who could make the top seed.

I thought we wanted golfers who could get it in the hole.

Apparently not, I guess the media just likes guys who always come up short.

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